He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
There now exists video of me holding a (recently emptied) bottle of Russian Standard vodka, trying to sing the Russian national anthem.
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
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