Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
he fucked my hip out of place.
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
So the next time I search for "Dragon Dildo" on my phone, I should probably clear the browser before handing my phone to someone and that's the first thing they see haha
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
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