He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
Farmville is her only friend.
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dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
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HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
YAS. BRING CRAB.
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
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