They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
you mean i was at the winter classic?
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
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Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
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Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
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