Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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