what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
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I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
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Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
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