and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
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Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
Fun fact: deep throating plus dehydration plus eating a lot of citrus = my throat is fucked. Metaphorically and physically.
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
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