You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
he wrote me a grocery list while i was passed out. every other item was gin. it went on for 4 pages.
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
You may now shotgun with the bride
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
I wanted one last NYC adventure and I got it. Now I just have to figure out a polite way to wake up the pantless former stripper illegal Russian immigrant street violinist chick currently in a vodka coma in my bed.
Randomize
