ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
I made out with a deaf person. Also I've been drunk 11 days in a row now.
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
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yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
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He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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