from now on my penis is your penis
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
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so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
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Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
It's okay that we broke up and all but it's not okay that he still has my Chick-fil-A calendar card. This month is free fries!
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
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