Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
When you consider the sheer number of events that had to occur in order to prevent me from fucking her, there must be a god
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
Randomize
