at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
One minute we were playing beer pong, and the next minute I was sprinting to my apartment with a watermelon. wtf happened in between?
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
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