this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
it was like eating out sand paper
I like to melt taper candles in my wine bottles the next day, it makes my drinking trophies more classy, and makes me look like less of an alcoholic.
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She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
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nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
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