Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
This is the I'm sorry text for running around yelling don't shit on my rainbow, end up in the fetal position crying at 4 am in my car because someone shit on my rainbow
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
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