Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
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