Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
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I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
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Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
I need a sign that says “please don’t make plans with me if I’ve had two or more drinks. I will regret them. I will have bitter feelings towards you. Then I will cancel and feel guilty.”
On another note, I think my upstair neighbor is having sex. How awkward would it be if I showed up to her door with a bag of Chipotle?
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
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