if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
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M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
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Yeah, you gave me a condom that I 100% coulda used, then an hour later you basically beat the shit out of me and physically took it from my pocket.
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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