I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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