i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
Randomize
