Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
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he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
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He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
It finally happened. Some guy just tried to catfish me with my own dick pic. Of course I told him that it was the hottest dick I'd ever seen and that I would do anything for that particular dick.
How high are you rn
Well I just ate a cheesecake straight from the box with a fork and now I’m laying upside down in a recliner chair seeing if I can Uber eats Doritos
So not that high
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