Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
The whole time we were fucking I kept thinking, "My dad would love this cologne. I'll have to ask him where he got it." the highlight of the night is that I figured out my dad's birthday gift.
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
When you're trying to sneak from the bathroom to your room with dildo, but it glows in the dark and suddenly your entire life is illuminated in the shape of dick
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
She's like a cask of Amontillado. Very tempting if I was drunk, but sober, I know I'll get fucked over in the end.
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