We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
That accounts for only three of the penises
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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