called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
Tonight was like the Noah's Ark of alcohol. I had to have two of everything.
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
i would one night stand the shit outta him
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
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