btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
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