**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
I really appreciate you zipping up my pants at the bar. You didn't even ruin my Bermuda triangle.
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
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