Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
Just accidentally pinched my dick between two 50 pound dumbbells while doing shoulder shrugs. God hates me.
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
Well the good news is my "i'm an adult" dinner party went well, they all brought wine and complimented my cooking abilities. the bad news is i woke up with the leftovers in my bed/on my face
On a separate but also a very relevant note, can we practice drinking wine like real people?
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
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