i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
I took my penis out way before I got to the bathroom and some dude kicked me out.
Dear male population: sorry for being such a dick tease but thanks for paying for my bar tab and drunk food
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
Hey! Happy Birthday! Could you do me a favor and bring my underwear to the bar?
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
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