all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
even my farts smell like vagina
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
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I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
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that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
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