If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
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She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
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At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
SHE BROUGHT HER PARROT TO THE PARTY. IT SQUAWKS EVERY TIME SOMEONE VOMITS LIKE 'PARTY FOUL SQUAWKKKKKK'
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
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