I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
Sorry I didn't pick up for your booty call. I usually am asleep at 4:00 on Thursdays. Like a normal person.
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
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