Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
stop changing my ringtone to people fucking, it looks bad at work
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
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He came up there while i was bartending, ate a salad, told me he wanted to divorce me, then tipped me 10 dollars....
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
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Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
I have 3 vacation days left and I'm guarding them like a gay dragon on a pile of gold dildos molded after celebrities.
Smaug the FABULOUS
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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