susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
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