Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
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It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
DRUNK CANOEING
Please text me if you survive.
LAND HO BITCH
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
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Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
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