whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Whoever had sex in my bed during the party last night left a glow in the dark condom on my floor. I'm not even mad anymore, I just want to know who it is so they can tell me where to get one.
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
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