I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
Thanks for FaceTime'ing with that ugly chick last night while me and her friend were in the other room. it's good to know I can still count on my wingman even when we're 2000 miles apart
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
That tingly feeling you're experiencing in your lady parts is my mustache. All the ladies of America are waking up feeling the same thing. You're welcome.
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
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