I'm a grown ass woman and I'm sitting in bed eating pizza at 4:30 a.m. BFD, right?
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
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you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
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We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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