I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
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