stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
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just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
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he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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