i miss you and i wish you were peeing between my legs right now. in a platonic way
I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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