You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
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that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
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I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
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