He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
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I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
I keep telling myself last night was not real, not real, not real. Then I remember I can't move. This hangover is too fucking real.
pro-tip: weed infused snickerdoodles are far less conspicuous to eat at work than brownies. no one ever suspects the snickerdoodle.
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The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
3 2 1 whiskey
that is very illegal...i love you.