I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
Just watched a guy get through airport security with a full bottle of captain morgan. In my head the entire airport cheered.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
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