At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
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I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
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Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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