The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
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come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
cell reception changed and I can no longer text you from the toilet... that means I'll be texting you less often, just fyi
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
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i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.