from now on my penis is your penis
My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
I am spending my child support on dildos
so i told her that taking semen on the face helps make your skin smoother.
luckily she was drunk enough to believe she had really bad acne...
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just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
Hello and welcome to the game 'Matt needs weed'! Rules are simple: first one to find a bag wins the fabulous prize of getting stoned with yours truly. Thank you for playing and good luck!!
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My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm