what ever happened to devon sawa?
i'm really worried about him.
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.