dude..why do i always have to pick up the kitty litter after you drink?
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
Drunk version of me is like a sleeping demon inside of me that awakes to the sound of vodka
He literally asked permission to hit on me
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