I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
He uses pillows to masturbate.
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
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I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
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he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
I'm just going to eat my milkshake, watch teen wolf, masturbate, and lament my inability to form meaningful relations with men who aren't gay
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
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