He is such a slut. More and more my type.
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
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the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
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i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
If there's one thing I think I could really excel it, it's curating a midlife crisis
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
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