Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
the highlight of my day was when my dad called me when I was watching porn and I muted it instead of pausing it.
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
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you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
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Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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