There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
Is there a card that says "Sorry I got drunk at your Christmas party and tried to steal your monogrammed hand towels so that I could give you something nice for Christmas"?
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
I woke up still drunk to a beautiful tattooed columbian man making me pancakes. How's your memorial day?
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
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