I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
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I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
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So it's ironically funny that my psychiatrist's office and my cocaine dealer's house are on the same street
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
Accidentally drunk dialed my mom last night. Started the conversation with "Where you at girl?"
I'm "drunk text both siblings" drunk.
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
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