He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
In a tragic sexting typo, I typed the word "blobjob". Now she's coming over and I have no idea what I'm in for...
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
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we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
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And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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