I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
If they could bottle a hangover it would taste exactly like lemon lime Gatorade and failed hopes and dreams
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
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