Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
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All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
That dick who always called me a slut in high school showed up at the clinic with boner problems. Then I was assigned as his nurse. Who's laughing now. I AM.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
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Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
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