It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
Houston, we have a squirter
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
Every pair of shorts I try on makes me look like some kind of powerful lesbian wizard.
That is like, the point of shorts
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
Randomize
