How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
You were trust falling into bushes
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
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