would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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