No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
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Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
Oh FYI, people asked how/why I met you and I didn't want to say "drunk at a party on an air mattress" so I made a story up. It was a very cute and charming story with no alcohol.
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I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
For some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
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